With my trip to the casino proving to be a complete waste of time, I needed to make up for lost Pinky hunting time.

After all, those Pinkies have had time to do plenty of army raising within the time I was screwing off at the casinos!  I had to act fast.

I went to the subway and offered a Pyreal Nugget to the first person who swore to me.

Apparently, I'm an idiot.

So excited was I that I gave him a nugget and several C notes before I realized my blunder.

Fortunately, someone who'd witnessed the entire ordeal took pity on me, and swore to swear to me. I ran back to my mule, and came back to get him some better gear.

He was most appreciative.  I gave him a few C notes to get him started.  I had big plans for my young vassal.  Big plans.

And then…  the official moment, preserved for all time…

The First Kaigonite! well, unless you count Vishok.  but I don't.

To celebrate our new alliance, Aridian and I stood around showing off our stupid underwear.

We did this for several hours.  I can't remember why.

When we finally quit being stupid, we decided to raid a town and throw T shirts all around. couldn't T.P. the place… no toilet paper…  so we decided to T-shirt it instead.

However, we never got around to it, thanks to our chance encounter with TWO known Pinkies.

Unfortunately, we still didn't know how to kill them yet, so we mainly just stood there looking menacing until they ran away.

But THEY ran away, not us.  Therefore, we were victorious!

Just as we were about to celebrate, his girlfriend came home, so Aridian logged out.  I haven't seen him since.

So, I resumed my vassal hunt, eager to amass a huge army to overwhelm the Pinky Hordes with.

Sometimes being a God really sucks.

Especially when your former vassal is Vishok the Blade.