My war with the Pinkies wasn't going as well as I'd hoped.  I needed some time to think.

That's when it occured to me…  Every war has allies…

And it had become obvious that I could use one…

I wasn't sure where to start to look for one though. I began to ask around.

The locals were being uncooperative… Obviously Pinkie simpathisers.

That's ok.  I can find vassals on my own. I found one before.  I could do it again.  And so I began to search.

My search began in Eastham.  I was well known there.  Surely I could find someone to aid me in my cause.

Apparently, it wouldn't be this man… Bastard.

Ok, so that effort wasn't very productive… But I wasn't discouraged.  After all, I'm a GOD.  Anyone would love to join up with me, right?

Now I was getting discouraged.

Well, after that little outburst, I decided I should try Eastham later… after everyone was done laughing at me.

So I visited a newbie spawn site.

I guess I picked a bad time of day to go here, as absolutely NO ONE spawned there for the first hour.

I was beginning to lose my patience…

When people did begin to spawn, they all ran right past me, into the Advocate's tower.  I decided to put a stop to that.

Let's see em run past me NOW!

This wasn't working out very well…

Back to Eastham.

Well, it appeared that I would have to destroy the Pinkies on my own…

Not that I really needed anybody for help…

I am a God, after all.