As I said before, the time of the pink robed fruitcakes was now drawing to a close.

However, one main delemna still prevented me from obtaining my newfound ultimate goal of owning all pink robed fruities…

I wasn't sure if he was right or not, but I did know this…

It really pisses me off when pinkies call me 'hon'.

Then a thought occurred to me…  "only monsters can kill people?" Ha!  He's sealed his own fate!!

I even offered them a C note each if they'd help.  They seemed hesitant…

Boy are they lucky they weren't around at the lifestone.  They wouldn't have liked me one bit.  I was reallyangry.

This little attempt to rid the world of pinkies was proving more challenging than it was worth.

Not only could I not kill them, but when I got back to Teth, the pinky was gone.

So, I decided it wasn't a worthwhile effort, and ran to Qalabar to stock up on healing kits.

But then I ran across this ass head.

I knew now that killing all the pinkies was no longer a choice…  it had become a necessity.

After purchasing my supplies, I decided to conceal my identity, and donned my old wardrobe.  I snuck around the buildings, using my superb ability to stick to ceilings.

After sneaking around a building, I waited for him to quit running around.  It took a while. (pinkies are stupid that way)

Having changed armor (I want my enemies to instantly know who killed them), I readied my attack.

When the moment was right, I leapt into action.

My plan was perfect.  I'd leap at him, screaming my terrible war cry, scaring him back to the lifestone!

Unfortunately, he wasn't as scared by my warcry as I'd hoped.

So desperate was I to get away from him, I killed myself.

I lost some decent items, but at least I didn't have to hear him anymore.

…until I arrived in Teth, and he @telled me; "What happened?  What killed you?  Mind if I have sex with your corpse?"

Obviously, this was nowhere near over… \ Not by a long shot.  Mark my words:

Pinkies would fall by the thousands…

As soon as I figured out how to kill them…