Every Legend has a beginning; every story has a starting point…

This, unfortunately, was mine. I'm the naked doofus imitating a parrot on my Patron's shoulder.

Its a good thing this game doesn't let you kill other players, otherwise I'm sure he'd have killed me for being an idiot.  If not him, then surely some passerby.

Being that he was my patron, Darth Bane did his duty and equipped me with the 'Armor of the Gods'.

Well, in my opinion anyhow. Compared to what I started with, this sure seemed like the armor a god would wear.

Well, until he told me what he was wearing.

After giving me the armor, he showed off how much greater than me he was by hovering above the Earth.

Show off.

Now set up in my new armor, I was ready to take on the world…

My journey began in Arwic…

In my newbie ignorance, believing in my Armor of the Gods, I attacked the first thing I found.

A Banderling Scout.

After the epic battle, I decide to revisit the last Lifestone I attuned myself too.

I use this harrowing experience as a learning experience. Whenever I see a Banderling anything… run.