My war against the Pinkies was starting to make me look like an idiot.

Even the heavens were mocking me. Damn Pinky sympathizing sky.

However, when I logged in on the infamous Patch Day, everything changed.

It would seem that the boys over at Turbine were trying to give me a helping hand by allowing me to fund my war.

So, I began my money run.

It wasn't long before I amassed a rather large sum of money.

So now I had the money… But what could I use it for?

I soon had my answer…

After cleaning myself up and changing my pants, I decided to give this place a try.

So I bought a few tokens and played a few games.

All and all, I didn't score very well.

Well, unless you count these keys and this nice Amuli coat…

or all those funky named triangles I got…

Other than that, though, I didn't do so great.

As I was looking around the casino, amazed at how boring this casino looks…  Something occured to me.

Every single person here was a woman.  All of the casino personel, save the two guys who RUN the place…  are female.

Even after the staff changes, they are STILL all female…

And on top of THAT, each woman hired at this place was STACKED to the mountaintops!

I obviously had to inform the proprietors of this establishment of their grievous error.

Imagine how much money he's losing by not catering to everyone's needs?

Well, as fun as gambling was, I got a little tired of blowing 10,000 for a holtburger.

So, taking my winnings with me, I left the casino, and headed off to start an army of killer Gromnies of Gold!