I think it’s been a while since I’ve done one this weird.
I like the idea of a ridiculous origin story. Like… Bruce Banner was in a plane, and he uses the bathroom. While in there, he takes a poo, and then discovers there’s no toilet paper. He hulks out and shreds the plane, and his gamma irradiated poop plumets to earth, slamming into a baby stroller and creates the Abominable Baby.
Anyway, I’m not sure what powers Meteorface Man has yet. So far all I’ve got are “the power to destroy dinosaurs wherever he goes”, and “breaks apart and largely disintegrates in the atmosphere”.
Criminals beware!
I might have overdone Watterson’s expression in that second-to-last panel.
I couldn’t find a suitable font for Watterson’s dialogue, so I wrote it out myself. Hope it doesn’t suck too bad.
Hopefully you can tell that’s supposed to be Mark Ruffalo. And hopefully you’re familiar with that line from The Incredible Hulk tv show.
And hopefully that punchline is as funny as I hope it is.