Bonus panel for comic: "Magic Hammer"
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Quest completed January 11, 2021
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I feel like the game keeps forgetting the I’m a massive pile of muscles, built for destroying living things. Give me a hammer? I’m going to kill those peons.

You could probably put an apple pie in my hands, and I’d decimate those peons with it.

And god knows I have plenty of apples now!

Comic: "Magic Hammer"
Magic Hammer January 18, 2021
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I think this is the first time I’ve felt like my ‘bonus comic’ had a better punchline than my actual comic.

I’m not redoing the comic, but I’m crazy annoyed now.

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Go to sleep January 25, 2021
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You might wonder why Kaigon didn’t just leave after the first minute and go find a lazier peon. It’s like the queue lines in grocery stores. You just KNOW that as soon as you switch lanes, the lane you left will finally start moving again.

And then you have to murder everyone.