Hilarious StoryHilarious Story
Hilarious Story June 4, 2010
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Hey, Justin, how do you come up with all of your hilarious comic ideas? Is it by masturbating? I bet it’s by masturbating.

I think this comic might have the single greatest punchline in my archives. Take any comic I’ve ever done, and replace the final panel with this one, and it’ll be funnier.

That’s actually kind of depressing.

Second sacrifice
Second sacrifice June 7, 2010
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Bonus panel idea:

Now go to heaven or hell and leave me alone.

Comic: "Too soon?"
Too soon? June 9, 2010
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I’m hoping most of my audience will understand the ‘Go, Joe’ reference. If you don’t then you’re younger than me and I hate you.

Bonus panel idea:

But yes, for some reason, they do.