I, on the other hand, HAVE had sex in a pile of ash. See, we knocked over an urn over at a friend’s house, and, well… one thing led to another! Seriously though, use a condom.

I had to go with a lot smaller text in today’s comic in order to make room for all the text / artwork. Hopefully you didn’t notice until reading this. And now, if you’re anything like me, you won’t be able to UN-notice it. And it will drive you crazy.