In the tiny lake-side town of Chipmunk Bay we follow the humorous adventures of five close friends as they react to whatever situation life throws at them.
…except then one of them dies in an ironically divine meteor incident, so now it’s just four close friends reacting to whatever situation life throws at them.
…until the police return a long lost / forgotten son, so it’s actually now four friends and a kid.
Also there’s a talking monkey.
Karen is married to Jacob, and mother to Watterson. Wishes Watterson would get over that whole 'forgetting he exists for 5 years' thing. Also, her husband's penis is too small.
Married to Karen, and forgetful father of Watterson. Jacob owns the house they all share and charges rent to the others. Especially Shawn, because that guy’s a @#$%ing weirdo.
The lost son returns! Watterson does his best to be a good son - possibly to avoid being lost and forgotten again. He continues to turn to his dad for clarification on the bible's teachings - much to Jacob's dismay.
A 26 year old who has never grown up. Works at a gas station. Somehow created a talking monkey to be his friend, but the monkey thought he was too lame. Possibly believes he's actually Superman.
Childhood friend of Kaigon - even more socially awkward. Created clones to beat up until he sold them to aliens. Also he's a murderer.
An inexplicable creation of Kaigon’s, Ninja Monkey spends his time following Kaigon and his friends around and ridiculing them and their lives. Nobody seems all too surprised that he’s a talking monkey.
Angela is a slutty nerd girl with big boobs. She's married to Ford, but seems to have forgotten her vows with everyone she's met since.
Ford is a Beta Station gamer, he's Japanese, and he's married to Angela. He seems to notice Angela's infidelity while simultaneously being in denial about it.
Wolf is another gamer at the Beta Station game / comic center. He's racist, sexist, and an ass.
Kwip is... I dunno. He plays games? And it's been implied he bangs Angela, I guess. So nothing really fleshed out, but he appears in several comics, sooooo.
Kaigon’s lesbian co-worker. She digs the nerd culture, and would totally be into Kaigon if only he didn’t have that penis.
They kidnap humans to use as pets in an attempt to pick up chicks, and frequently blow up graves for some reason. Also they’re dinosaurs.
Larson is a kid. He's Watterson's friend, and he has long hair.
Cloney is a clone of Shawn's, created for the sole purpose of being a punching bag.
Turns out God has a sense of humor; it just happens to be pretty dark. After killing Bryce as a joke, God now hangs out with him in Heaven to show that they’re still cool.
Bryce pissed me off by not having a good personality so I had God kill him with a meteor and then had Aliens blow up his grave. SO DON’T PISS ME OFF.
Crystal is super crazy hot, and somehow both Kaigon and Shawn went on a date with her. Shawn killed her and buried her in his back yard.
Mac is another Beta Station gamer. Sometimes he says stuff.
I don't think I've given him a name yet, but he runs the Beta Station game / comic shop.