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Meet the Main Cast! These guys show up quite a bit.

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Karen Winters

Karen is married to Jacob, and mother to Watterson. Tries to be a good mom, despite forgetting she even *was* a mom for about 5 years. And she really, REALLY hates Shawn.

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Jacob Winters

Married to Karen, and forgetful father of Watterson. Jacob (along with Karen) owns the house they all share and charges rent to the others. Especially Shawn, because that guy’s a @#$%ing weirdo.

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Watterson Winters

Watterson does his best to be a good son - possibly to avoid being lost and forgotten again. He continues to turn to his dad for clarification on the bible's teachings - much to Jacob's dismay.

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Kaigon Kraigers

A 26 year old who has never grown up. Works at a gas station. Somehow created a talking monkey to be his friend, but the monkey thought he was too lame. Believes he's *actually* Superman.

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Shawn Cypher

Childhood friend of Kaigon. Created clones to beat up until he sold them to aliens. Died, came back as a haunted urn. Also he's a murderer.

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Ninja Monkey

An inexplicable creation of Kaigon’s, Ninja Monkey spends his time following Kaigon and his friends around and ridiculing them and their lives. Nobody seems all too surprised that he’s a talking monkey.

Supporting Cast! These people are also in the comic! Just... not as much.

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Cloney Cypher

Cloney is a clone of Shawn's. And now maybe a clone of a clone? Created for the sole purpose of being a punching bag. He can turn into the Hulk.

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Angela Takamanamamara

Angela is a slutty nerd girl with big boobs. She's married to Ford, but seems to have forgotten her vows with everyone she's ever met.

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Ford Takamanamamara

Ford is a Beta Station gamer, he's Japanese, and he's married to Angela. He seems to notice Angela's infidelity while simultaneously being in denial about it.

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Wolf

Wolf is another gamer at the Beta Station game / comic center. He's racist, sexist, and an ass.

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Kwip Williams

Kwip is... I dunno. He plays games? And it's been implied he bangs Angela, I guess. So nothing really fleshed out, but he appears in several comics, sooooo.

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Amber

Kaigon’s lesbian co-worker. She digs the nerd culture, and would totally be into Kaigon if only he didn’t have that penis.

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Aliens

They kidnap humans to use as pets in an attempt to pick up chicks, and frequently blow up graves for some reason. Also they’re dinosaurs.

Minor Cast Members You may never see these characters again.

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Larson

Larson is a kid. He's Watterson's friend, and he has long hair.

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God

Turns out God has a sense of humor; it just happens to be pretty dark. After killing Bryce as a joke, God now hangs out with him in Heaven to show that they’re still cool.

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Bryce

Bryce pissed me off by not having a good personality so I had God kill him with a meteor and made Aliens blow up his grave. SO DON’T PISS ME OFF.

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Crystal

Crystal is super crazy hot, and somehow both Kaigon and Shawn went on a date with her. Shawn killed her and buried her in his back yard.

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Mac

Mac is another Beta Station gamer. Sometimes he says stuff.

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Beta Station Clerk

I don't think I've given him a name yet, but he runs the Beta Station game / comic shop.